Music of the Year for 2016 [Pastimescapes blog]

It is the end of the year, which means I like to crunch the numbers around my digital music collection and listening habits.

According to iTunes, out of 10,217 unique tracks in my collection, the one I played most often in 2016 was “Rey’s Theme,” composed by John Williams for Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015). I played this beautiful piece 21 times this year.

When it comes to music, 2016 was apparently the year of Star Wars for me. Out of my 40 most played tracks, a whopping 38 of them are by John Williams for various Star Wars films. For instance, I played “Princess Leia’s Theme” from Star Wars (1977) 14 times throughout the year.

I love Star Wars music, but even I was shocked at how it dominated considering the diverse amount of music to which I think I listen.

Cover of STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS soundtrack

Cover of STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS soundtrack

Elvis Presley was the only other individual to crack my top 40. “Burning Love” (1972) came in at #4 overall with 17 plays. “How The Web Was Woven” (1970) finished in a 4-way tie for #37 with 11 plays.

I listened to 6,083 Elvis songs using iTunes or my iPods in 2016 (including additional plays of the same song, such as “Promised Land” [1973] 10 times).

On average, that is nearly 17 Elvis songs a day. I listened to 2,231 different Elvis tracks during the year, out of 4,050 unique Elvis recordings in my collection.

I currently have 6,167 non-Elvis tracks in my collection. With 5,815 total plays, I listened to about 16 non-Elvis songs a day.

Overall, I listened to 11,898 music tracks using iTunes or my iPods this year. That works out to almost 33 recordings a day.

These counts exclude the additional time I spent listening to records and CDs. While not as many CDs, I definitely played a ton of records this year. The funny thing is, many of them were also Star Wars and Elvis Presley. I suppose I am nothing if not consistent.


Thank you for reading my little blog. Here’s hoping you have a wonderful 2017.

Victory in Vegas for Elvis the Jedi Master

And now, one from the archives. This is a vintage 2008 post that I wrote for my sci-fi blog, long before The Mystery Train Elvis blog first rolled out of the station.


“I’m the only human who can do it.”
–Anakin Skywalker (on podracing), Star Wars: Episode I-The Phantom Menace

Could Elvis have been a Jedi Master? We may never know, but he sure raced like one. When I first saw Star Wars: Episode I-The Phantom Menace back in 1999, I remember thinking that the podracing sequence on the planet Tatooine seemed a little familiar. At the time, there were rumors that it was based on the chariot race in Ben-Hur, so I chalked it up to that.

I’m not sure why it took me so long to figure out why the race seemed so familiar. It didn’t hit me until I was watching Viva Las Vegas one day. Though some of these connections are admittedly a stretch, several of the similarities between the two races are quite striking.

In Viva Las Vegas, Elvis stars as Lucky Jackson, a down-on-his-luck racecar driver who enters the Las Vegas Grand Prix race. The event takes place in the Nevada desert. Much of the Las Vegas economy is based on gambling.

In Star Wars: Episode I-The Phantom Menace, Jake Lloyd appears as Anakin Skywalker, a young slave who enters the Boonta Eve Classic podrace. The event takes place in the Tatooine desert. Much of the Tatooine economy is based on gambling.

The beautiful Ann-Margret appears as Elvis’ co-star and love interest, Rusty Martin.

The beautiful Natalie Portman co-stars as Anakin’s eventual love interest, Padmé Amidala. I say “eventual” because Anakin is only nine-years-old in Episode I. The real romance for them doesn’t start until Episode II.

As a variety of cars take their places on the starting grid, Elvis is a late entry.

As a variety of podracers take their places on the starting grid, Anakin is a late entry.

Elvis’ main rival, who is favored to win the race, drives a red-orange racecar.

Anakin’s main rival, who is favored to win the podrace, pilots an orange-red podracer.

Elvis’ supporters take a helicopter to watch the race from the air above the desert.

Anakin’s supporters take a viewing platform to watch the podrace from the air above the desert.

In his silver and blue racecar, Elvis concentrates as the race across the desert begins.

In his silver and blue podracer, Anakin concentrates as the race across the desert begins.

Elvis tries to catch up to the leader.

Anakin tries to catch up to the leader.

Elvis checks to the right, wearing a lightning bolt on his helmet. (This actually looks a lot like the TCB lightning bolt that Elvis would later use as a personal emblem.)

Anakin checks to the right, while a lightning bolt helps power his podracer.

Elvis’ supporters watch the race with mounting dread.

Anakin’s supporters watch the podrace with mounting dread.

Elvis finally begins to close in on the leader.

Anakin finally begins to close in on the leader.

Elvis pulls alongside the leader, who has a much bigger racecar than he does.

Anakin pulls alongside the leader, who has a much bigger podracer than he does.

Elvis’ supporters can’t watch, for they fear he will crash out of the race.

Anakin’s supporters can’t watch, for they fear he will crash out of the podrace.

Elvis’ rival crashes and the rest of the field passes by.

Anakin’s rival crashes and the rest of the field passes by.

Elvis’ supporters celebrate as he takes the lead.

Anakin’s supporters celebrate as he takes the lead.

Elvis wins the race!

Anakin wins the race!

And Elvis gets the girl! (Lucky marries Rusty.)

It takes another ten years, but Anakin eventually gets the girl, too! Anakin (Hayden Christensen) marries Padmé in Episode II.

So, there you have it. Evidence that the Force was with Elvis Presley. As for Anakin Skywalker, sure, he may have been one of the most powerful Jedi ever, but could he belt out songs like “Viva Las Vegas” and “What’d I Say”? I don’t think so.


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REVIEW: The Christmas TV Companion book [The Film Frontier blog]

The Christmas TV Companion:
A Guide to Cult Classics, Strange Specials, & Outrageous Oddities
1701 Press, softcover
Release date: November 10, 2009
Author: Joanna Wilson

The Christmas TV CompanionI cover many subjects here on The Film Frontier. Beyond key ones like Star Trek, Star Wars, Superman, and Elvis Presley, I also give love to, among others, The Twilight Zone, Mystery Science Theater 3000, and Charles Schulz’ Peanuts gang from time-to-time. I like to think this is a rather eclectic combination not soon to be found anywhere else.

To some degree, however, all of these topics and more are covered in The Christmas TV Companion by Joanna Wilson. (Fair warning to Superman fans: the associated reference is just an “also appeared in” credit for Margot Kidder on one page.) The book’s main revelation to me is demonstrating a common thread among all of these topics I previously thought were so diverse: Christmas.

The Christmas TV Companion takes readers on a journey through some of pop-culture’s best and worst Christmas moments. Hold on tight for this ride from the traditional to the blasphemous and every point in between.

Core sections of the book are Macabre, Sci-Fi, Variety, Animation, and Dark. With dozens, perhaps hundreds of productions referenced, Wilson is obviously well-versed on her topic. When reading books like this, I fact check by looking at what the writer states about topics on which I am knowledgeable. Wilson’s Elvis, Star Trek, and Star Wars references are all correct – which leads me to trust her on the multitude of other topics covered.

While some shows warrant a line or two, 1978’s infamous Star Wars Holiday Special (is it possible to write the name of that special without including “infamous” in front?) merits five pages of coverage, including a photo of Harvey Korman and Bea Arthur from the show. The special was actually my first exposure to Star Wars, as a three-year-old. I remember very little of it, as I likely fell asleep – which is probably a good thing.

One of my favorite features of this book is the “Make Your Own Marathon” concept. We geeks have been doing this for years, and Wilson’s suggestions add new and creative elements to setting up such marathons. A Star Trek-themed marathon and an Elvis-themed marathon are among the several she provides. She also includes tips on creating your own based on a subject of your choice.

Fellow Trekkies, I can hear you asking, “The only Christmas scene was in Star Trek Generations. How can you have a Star Trek Christmas marathon?” I will not reveal all, but I will throw you a clue as to how these marathons of loose associations work: A certain Star Trek: The Next Generation actor has also appeared as Ebenezer Scrooge.

The Elvis marathon mentions the 1968 ELVIS television special, which aired during the holidays that year, as well as several other Christmas TV shows that have included Elvis in some fashion. An unfortunate omission was Perry White (Lane Smith)’s appearance as “Santa Elvis” in the 1994 “Season’s Greedings” episode of Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman. Superman even pulls Santa Elvis’ sleigh to deliver toys to orphans. Written by series star Dean Cain, it is one of my favorite episodes of the series.

Very little else is left out, though, and the variety that serves as this book’s strength may also leave your head spinning at times. The Christmas TV Companion works best as a fun reference to thumb through, rather than something to read cover-to-cover. You probably want to keep this book near a computer or notepad, too, as you will find yourself wanting to seek out certain specials or look up more about some topics.

For instance, one of my favorite Christmas songs is “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas.” I had no idea until reading this book that the song’s original lyrics were actually quite depressing and changed at the last moment for its first appearance in the Judy Garland movie Meet Me In St. Louis. Curious about the original lyrics? You can find them here. You can bet I will start keeping an eye out for Carol for Another Christmas, Rod Serling’s take on A Christmas Carol that aired in 1964, too.

I must give credit to 1701 Press for including an index. A book like this demands one. A couple of recent Elvis books by other publishers lack indexes, and I was beginning to think they were going out of style.

If you are a Christmas special addict like me, you will be glad to know that Wilson’s current project (of which this book is actually derived) is a “comprehensive encyclopedia of Christmas on TV,” due out next year.

With about 135 pages of content outside of the thorough index, it would be easy to underestimate The Christmas TV Companion. Do not let this book’s seemingly short length fool you, though. Each page is full of information. Often Wilson even covers the margins with more trivia on the various productions, performers, or creative types mentioned. Whether by design or fortuitous accident, The Christmas TV Companion appears just small enough to make a perfect stocking stuffer.

The Christmas TV Companion goes on sale Tuesday. It is available for pre-order on Amazon.

Overall Experience: 9 (out of 10)

(1701 Press provided a review copy of this book free-of-charge.)

News From The Frontier: John Berkey; Elvis; Twilight Zone [The Film Frontier blog]

Artist John Berkey, 1932-2008
Berkey's Elvis Stamp BStarWars.com reported yesterday that artist John Berkey passed away on April 29. He was 75. Berkey painted the cover of the 1976 novelization of Star Wars, an image that continued to appear on early editions of the book. Berkey also painted a poster depicting a dogfight over the Death Star, used as an insert in the original Star Wars soundtrack LP.

The StarWars.com article includes a link to a gallery of ten Berkey Star Wars images. You can also find pictures of Berkey’s work in 2005’s The Star Wars Poster Book by Stephen J. Sansweet and Peter Vilmur. Though known for his science fiction and Star Wars art, Berkey was reportedly not a science fiction fan and never saw Star Wars.

Elvis Presley, 1973For a 1992 US Postal Servicing stamp voting campaign, Berkey also painted “Elvis Stamp B” (above), which depicted Elvis Presley as he appeared in his historic 1973 Aloha From Hawaii TV special (right). Berkey’s image lost to Mark Stutzman’s “Elvis Stamp A,” which depicted Elvis in 1956, his first year of national fame. Stutzman’s 1950s Elvis image became an official US stamp the following year, while Berkey’s 1970s Elvis image was never issued.

I voted for Berkey’s Elvis stamp back in 1992 and never knew about his Star Wars connection until reading The Star Wars Poster Book a couple of years ago. Though, again, I had no idea who the artist was back then, I actually had several posters of Berkey’s science fiction and fantasy imagery hanging in my bedroom when I was growing up. He was a real talent and will be missed.

Elvis: That’s The Way It Is (FTD Classic Album Series) available this week
Follow That Dream (FTD) records, BMG’s Elvis Presley collectors label, is scheduled to release a 2-CD set of Elvis: That’s The Way It Is this week to the US as part of its “Classic Album Series.”

This 2008 edition of the 1970 album includes all of the original tracks, plus numerous alternate takes, a 20-page booklet, and other extras. The new Elvis: That’s The Way It Is CD set was first released in Europe last month.

Check out Thomas’ review, over at his Elvis Today blog, and Lex’s review, over at ElvisNews.com. To obtain FTD CDs, visit ShopElvis.com. Most FTD CDs are much more interesting than the mainstream “greatest hits”-style Elvis CDs you’ll find at your local store.

Twilight Zone graphic novels on the way for 50th anniversary
It is hard to believe that 2009 will mark the 50th anniversary of the television debut of Rod Serling’s The Twilight Zone. Next to the original Star Trek, The Twilight Zone is my favorite TV series. I grew up watching both of them, and still watch them now (yet another indication that, in fact, I never did grow up).

Publishers Weekly announced earlier this month that Walker & Co. will release a series of graphic novels based on Twilight Zone‘s original scripts, in conjunction with Rod Serling’s estate. There will be at least eight graphic novels in all. Look for the first to hit US stores in October.

News From The Frontier: Get Smart trailer; Star Trek and Twilight Zone episodes online; Elvis & Star Wars [The Film Frontier blog]

Good morning, folks. It’s catch-up time, so I have a lot of news for you today.

Get Smart movie news roundup
Now that Paramount has moved Star Trek to 2009, the movie I’m most excited about this year is the revitalization of Get Smart, starring Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway. I have been watching the original Get Smart on DVD to get ready. The new preview trailer released last week by Warner Brothers looks fantastic. Check it out on the official Get Smart movie site. Get Smart hits theaters on June 20.

SCI FI Wire has a number of interesting articles on Get Smart. Carell wisely decided not to imitate the legendary Don Adams while portraying the character. “There’s no way to improve upon what he did,” said Carell, who says he instead tried to evoke the spirit of the character.

“Honestly, for me the catch phrases were the toughest part, because it’s hard to say them or think of them in any other way than the way that Don Adams did them. So, again, I tried not to do an impersonation of him, but I tried to sort of let them come out of the situation and not feel like they should stick out in any way,” he said.

This is actually not the first time Carell has tackled a character from a legendary 1960s television series. In 2005’s Bewitched, he appeared as Uncle Arthur to counsel Will Ferrell. Uncle Arthur was made famous by Paul Lynde on the television version of Bewitched. Carell’s Bewitched cameo was a slightly different situation than his Get Smart role, though. In Bewitched, he really is supposed to be the exact same fictional incarnation of Uncle Arthur portrayed by Lynde. Even stock footage of Lynde is shown earlier in the movie. The Get Smart movie, on the other hand, is a total restart of the franchise.

Within a couple weeks of the release of Get Smart to theaters, Warner Brothers will also release a direct-to-DVD movie, Get Smart’s Bruce and Lloyd Out of Control. The spinoff film stars Masi Oka (Heroes) and Nate Torrence (Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip), who also have supporting roles in Get Smart.

CBS releases Star Trek and The Twilight Zone for free online viewing in the US
Every episode of all three seasons of the original Star Trek is now available over at CBS.com for free viewing by those in the United States. These are unaltered versions of the shows, not the versions shown in syndication for Star Trek: Remastered. The first two seasons of the original The Twilight Zone, which lasted five seasons, are also available online.

· CBS.com: Star Trek video episodes
· CBS.com: The Twilight Zone video episodes

Elvis & Star Wars
Don’t worry, I’m not going to start covering “Elvis Trooper” here. However, there are some legitimate connections between Elvis Presley and Star Wars. As a member of both fanbases, I’ve observed a lot of this stuff first-hand over the years. Thomas over at the Elvis Today blog compiles some of them in his article “Elvis, Star Wars style.”

When I visited Graceland in 1990, one of the things mentioned on the tour was that on the last night of his life, Elvis tried to obtain a copy of Star Wars to show his daughter, Lisa Marie, but none were available. Elvis and Star Wars will always share 1977, which really had two huge entertainment headlines–one was the launch of the legendary Star Wars in May and the other was the loss of the legendary Elvis Presley in August. Both stories have had rippling effects all the way to the present.

In 1968, Steve Binder directed ELVIS, a Christmas special that became the most-watched show of the year and revitalized Elvis’ career. Today, it is known as ELVIS: ’68 Comeback Special. When I watch this special, sometimes I think about how only a decade later, Elvis would be gone and Binder would be directing another Christmas special – 1978’s infamous Star Wars Holiday Special. In a unique way, Binder was there for the best of Elvis and the worst of Star Wars.

In June 1977, just six weeks before his death, Elvis was filmed for another television special, Elvis In Concert. The director of that special, which did not air until about six weeks after Elvis’ death, was Dwight Hemion. Hemion, who passed away just over a month ago, teamed up with Binder the next year for that very same Star Wars Holiday Special, for which he served as Executive Producer. Like the Star Wars Holiday Special, the complete version of Elvis In Concert is not officially available for purchase.

I stumbled across the top-notch Elvis Today blog while looking up info about another Elvis project, This Is Elvis. I watched the 1981 theatrical cut of this rockumentary for the first time in years the other day. Elvis Today is an extremely well-written blog. I was so thrilled to find it that I actually went back and read all 90 or so of its entries. I’ve not done this for any other blog out there, including the myriad of ones available for Star Trek (there are some Elvis connections there, too; I’ll also save them for another day).

In one posting, Thomas sums up what it feels like to be an Elvis fan better than anything else I’ve ever read:

“On the highway I put the fourth CD from the Today, Tomorrow & Forever box set in the car stereo and there was ‘See See Rider’ from February 1970 blasting through the speakers. It’s hard to explain what I felt, but I remember thinking ‘Man, I’m gonna listen to Elvis and his music until the very day I die.'”

That makes two of us.

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And that’s about all the time we have for this installment of News From The Frontier. Have a great day, everyone.

News From The Frontier: Star Wars, Hallmark, Bread & Circuses [The Film Frontier blog]

Happy Friday, everyone. TY here with your daily, uh, weekly, er, occasional dose of news from the frontier!

The death of Star Wars?
1985-1996 was a dark time for Star Wars. There was an ill-conceived sequel to an ill-conceived TV movie about Ewoks. There were a couple of quickly cancelled Saturday morning cartoons, one dealing again with Ewoks and the other with the early adventures of Artoo and Threepio. Pretty much Star Wars minus all of the good stuff.

Die-hard fans were eventually able to find some solace in books and video games, but for the general public, Star Wars became a distant memory, a relic of the past.

When the 20th anniversary special editions of the trilogy hit theaters in 1997, the world suddenly fell in love with Star Wars all over again. And though some claim the 1999-2005 prequel trilogy did more harm than good to the franchise, it sustained and built upon Star Wars‘ resurgence in popularity.

Star Wars has entered a dark time again. Last week, there was little mainstream media coverage of the 30th anniversary of the original film.

Even the official Star Wars site failed to run a story on the anniversary. Their headline story on May 25 was a three-day-old entry promoting Star Wars: The Legacy Revealed on The History Channel. Whatever happened to that “30 Years Ago This Month” feature they started back in March? I’m nothing if not sentimental, so The Film Frontier lovingly covered the anniversary of the film.

The “front door” of the Star Wars site was spruced up a bit for the anniversary, at least, though I actually prefer the simpler version. They have also added some video features.

As we’ve been hearing since 2005, two Star Wars TV series are in the works. In case you’re curious, here’s a teaser poster for the forthcoming Star Wars: The Clone Wars, a 3-D animated series taking place between Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith. As posters go, it’s not exactly a classic. Hopefully the actual show will be better.

Will these new TV series bring Star Wars back to life? Or just continue the dark times?

Here are a couple of news columns with further opinions on the current state of Star Wars:

Is Star Wars over? (The London Free Press)
A convention almost killed ‘Star Wars’ (Argus Leader)

Oh yeah, and Yoda wins
Remember that whole Star Wars postage stamp contest? Though the winner was announced a week ago, you may very well not have heard due to the above-mentioned lack of coverage and, dare I say, lack of interest.

With little surprise, Yoda won. This means that the Jedi Master will get his own sheet of stamps this Fall, in addition to being part of the set that went on sale last week. That’s right, all of the voting was for a double-dip.

The voting results were also not covered on starwars.com, though it was revealed at http://www.uspsjedimaster.com, the horribly named “Jedi Shipping & Mailing Master” site that promotes the stamps.

I think the whole voting for a stamp thing failed to light up the Web as Lucasfilm and the postal service might have predicted.

The difference between this and the promotional bonanza created by the 50s Elvis vs. 70s Elvis stamp voting 15 years ago is that all of these Star Wars stamps would be released either way. It was a contest with little meaning.

Nothing against Yoda, as he’s one of my favorite characters, but I was hoping an image from the 1977 film would win instead, to honor the anniversary. Yoda’s first appearance was in 1980’s The Empire Strikes Back. Oh well, not worth staying up at night over it.

You can get Yoda and the other 14 Star Wars stamps at post offices now.

Christmas is only seven months away. . . .
So that means it’s time for Hallmark’s catalog of 2007 Christmas ornaments.

Page 33: Superman (“Quick-Change Artist”) From the looks of things, I’ll be skipping this one. I suppose it is marginally better than a recent Superman ornament that featured the Man of Steel laying across the Daily Planet globe (“flying” is what they were going for, I guess).

Pages 34, 35: Star Wars and Star Trek
There are three ornaments celebrating the 30th anniversary of Star Wars: “R2-D2 and Jawa,” “The Adventure Begins” (featuring the Millennium Falcon over Mos Eisley), and “A Jedi Legacy Revealed” (Ben explains the Force while Luke tries out his father’s lightsaber for the first time).

For Star Trek, there’s Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, which is an Enterprise bridge scene with the Reliant on the viewer. You can’t see the character faces in the picture, and they will likely make or break the ornament. Nice for Trek II to be remembered, in any event.

For you TNG fans out there, there’s “Future Enterprise“, the vessel seen in “All Good Things. . . .” Sorry, even spruced up, the Galaxy Class just doesn’t do anything for me.

Page 47: Rock ’em Sock ’em Robots One of the classic toys of Christmas certainly makes for a decent ornament. I used to have the Transformers version of this way back when, with Optimus Prime vs. Megatron.

Page 57: Superman and Wonder Woman
“Just Like Superman!” is basically a miniature Clark Kent jacket and shirt on a hanger with the Superman suit peeking out underneath. A simple concept, but better looking than the Superman in phone booth ornament above.

Speaking of phone booths, I remember reading somewhere that DC was “anti-phone-booth” now in regards to Superman and was not allowing that imagery to be used. Apparently this either didn’t apply to Hallmark, DC changed their collective minds, or I shouldn’t believe everything I read on the Web. Let that be a lesson to you.

“A Real Wonder Woman” is basically the same concept, with Diana’s cape and costume on a hanger. Though I’ve never gotten the impression she stored her costume on a hanger, who am I to wonder about such things?

That’s some of the highlights, anyway. There are also lots of Peanuts and Looney Tunes ornaments scattered throughout. And lots of boring, more Hallmarky stuff. That’s one hefty catalog.

And yes, it really is a slow news day if I’m sitting here making up content by flipping through a Hallmark catalog.

Rome: Remastered
This weekend on Star Trek: Remastered, it’s “Bread & Circuses.” The Enterprise discovers a planet where its equivalent of the Roman Empire has survived into its equivalent of the 20th century. The gang gets drafted for a reality TV series. Those Romans were ahead of their time.

And no, despite my alias here, I am not Roman. For one thing, I’m usually behind my time rather than ahead of it.

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And that’s all for this installment of Frontier News.

Coming next time, the leftover, minor news items that I just couldn’t find room for today: JJ Abrams announces cast for Star Trek XI and George Lucas announces a Star Wars sequel trilogy.

(That’s a little joke. Very little.)

USPS announces 15 Star Wars stamps & a vote [The Film Frontier blog]

Not being the most popular site on the Web (yet), I have to celebrate small victories here at The Film Frontier, so . . . with all due humility . . . what can I say, but . . . I called it!

But first, the big news of the day. The United States Postal Service unveiled 15 Star Wars stamps that will be sold as a pane starting May 25 — the 30th anniversary of the release of Star Wars. For more details and to see the new stamps, check out http://www.uspsjedimaster.com.

Also announced today, the postal service is holding an online vote to determine which of the 15 stamps will be available on its own, separate sheet in addition to the group pane. The vote is only the second time in history that the public will help to determine the fate of a postage stamp.

Here was my speculation (pulled out of thin air, mind you; I had no “sources”) back on March 17:

Associated Press reports yesterday also seemed to confirm the obvious, that the big announcement on March 28 is indeed for Star Wars stamp(s).

Will the announcement be as simple as that, though? Or will the post office deliver up another Elvis-style contest? Rather than 50s Elvis vs. 70s Elvis, it could be Vader vs. Yoda, for instance.

While the same person cannot be honored on more than one US stamp within the same decade, there is no such restriction on fictional characters. Any such contest would be only a marketing ploy. And they would never do that, would they?

Unlike Elvis fans, who were only able to purchase the winning stamp, Star Wars fans will have the opportunity to buy all 15 stamps no matter which one prevails. The postal service will be turning most of these sales into pure profit, since many of the stamps will never actually be mailed. I’d have to call that a win-win scenario.

The 15 stamps (and contenders for the solo sheet) are as follows:

  • Darth Vader (The Empire Strikes Back)
  • The Millennium Falcon (Star Wars)
  • The Emperor (Return of the Jedi)
  • Vader vs. Obi-Wan (Revenge of the Sith)
  • Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)
  • Leia & Artoo (Star Wars)
  • Threepio (Star Wars)
  • Queen Amidala (The Phantom Menace)
  • Obi-Wan (Star Wars)
  • Boba Fett (The Empire Strikes Back)
  • Darth Maul (The Phantom Menace)
  • Yoda (The Empire Strikes Back)
  • Chewie & Han (Star Wars)
  • X-Wing (Star Wars)
  • Stormtroopers (Star Wars)

I was surprised by a number of things. First, I didn’t expect to see depictions of the human characters. I suppose the regulation that a person must be dead for ten years to appear on a US stamp does not apply if recognizing a character played by an actor.

Given the number of items their images have been used on over the years, I imagine the Star Wars actors won’t feel as weird about seeing themselves on a stamp as most others would. Once you’ve been an action figure, it’s pretty much all downhill from there.

And, honestly, I didn’t expect to see any prequel trilogy stamps. I don’t mind it, but it is surprising.  If you’re going to include the prequels, though, why leave out Attack of the Clones?

It would have been nice if Han and Leia had rated individual stamps. They are two of the most important Star Wars characters, after all.

Be sure to vote, early and often.